Here’s my favourite bit of the article, where Brooker targets Piers Morgan:

The Look, We’re Just Not Swallowing This Award goes to ITV1, for its dogged attempts to turn Piers Morgan into something resembling an acceptable TV fixture. It’s not going to happen. Partly because he looks like a teddy bear with Bell’s palsy concentrating hard on accurately shitting in an egg cup, but mainly because he also exudes likability like a stone oozes blood. He’s a proper dick and balls. You can’t just sit him next to a celebrity and expect us not to notice. A few weeks back he was interviewing Ronnie Corbett on a Saturday night. I like Ronnie Corbett, but I wasn’t prepared to sit there and watch him answering questions being piped directly into his face by a whistling, dripping anus for an entire hour.

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