The Conservative Future at Christmas

“Well, I like these kinds of parties obviously! God… can you imagine what a Labour version of this would be like?”

“Well,” his friend replies, “there’d be a lot more ethnic minorities for one thing.” “Oh really?” the other replies. “I thought the Labour party was trying to make itself seem more respectable!”

One Conservative Future member to another, at their Christmas party. The future’s about as bright as Katie Price’s left implant.