“There’s no hope left for Labour – apart, perhaps, from hopelessness itself”

…bookmakers say there is currently 25% less chance of Labour winning the general election than there is of Kevin Keegan inexplicably giving birth to a horse on St Swithin’s Day…Unless David Cameron holds a live televised press conference at which he pulls his fleshy mask off to reveal he’s been Darren Day all along, they’ve got it in the bag.

Charlie Brooker on Labour’s election chances.