BNP lifetime package now ‘just’ £395!

The BNP are offering a “once in a lifetime opportunity” to buy a lifelong membership to the party. You’d have thought that the burning desire to reclaim your shores from a dark-skinned invading force, fighting for the Aryan cause and protecting your kids from the evils of homosexuality would be enough to sign on the dotted line – but no!

Nationalism now comes in a fasci-package! You’ll not only pledge your allegiance to the white brotherhood, but you’ll also add sparkle to your seig-heil salute with a brand new watch! Further still, next to pictures of your kids, parents and Goebbels on the mantlepiece, a signed picture of THE Nick Griffin can take its pride of place. Other goodies include a pin-badge, free subscription to a couple of BNP publications, and a “prestigious LIFE MEMBER certificate parchment scroll for framing”!

Oh, and I forgot to mention the “highly desirable” gold-coloured lifetime membership card! Because extreme political ideology is so much more than just belief – it’s a £395 stamp of approval, too:

Life Membership is the ultimate way to show your commitment and dedication to the cause of British Nationalism for life, not just for one year! It is the ultimate statement of loyalty and patriotism!

Sounds like a glorified welcome pack for fascist scouts. Plus the advert is so tacky it looks like one you’d find in the middle of the News of the World for a special edition coin from the Royal Mint, commemorating Princess Diana or something.